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Grammar-Nazi
Beware the grammar-nazi Brit,
whose comments tend to make you spit;
he’ll analyse your every word,
and label them as quite absurd.
He’ll witter on and on and on,
as if he was a paragon;
instead from spouting all that gas,
he’s closer to a horse’s ass.
Wednesday 2nd October 2019 11:12 pm
Disturbing Verse
I’m a big fan of Harry Graham and his Ruthless Rhymes, so I’ve written a couple of my own, although he has already written the best ones. Ruthless Rhymes are jewels of black humour and awe-inspiring callousness. Mine are just a bit disturbing, and include an iffy rhyme or two, as is my wont. I hope you like them.
AUNTY PAT
Aunty Pat had a ratskin hat
Together with a ratskin glove.
...Sunday 16th March 2014 10:17 pm
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